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Post by Sondiame on Jun 29, 2011 23:35:02 GMT -5
How come there is never a squirrel in a game, just hanging around. There's dogs, cats, birds, deer, why not a Squirrel come running down a tree, and attack you  . How come we never see Master Cheif's face? Why are the Locust Fighting the humans? WHY IS THERE A INFINITE CYCLE OF LINKS AND GANNONS!? If Mario's a plumber, how come he's saving princess and helping mushrooms? If Sonic is a Hedgehog, how come he's never always running at night? How come Ezio isn't a Guido? |
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Post by mdsrocker on Jun 30, 2011 0:07:31 GMT -5
How come there is never a squirrel in a game, just hanging around. There's dogs, cats, birds, deer, why not a Squirrel come running down a tree, and attack you . How come we never see Master Cheif's face? Why are the Locust Fighting the humans? WHY IS THERE A INFINITE CYCLE OF LINKS AND GANNONS!? If Mario's a plumber, how come he's saving princess and helping mushrooms? If Sonic is a Hedgehog, how come he's never always running at night? How come Ezio isn't a Guido? As to the Locust thing, that IS explained in the second game, they're actually running away from the Lambent; the crazy mutated locust who are attacking them. |
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Post by Mudhippie on Jun 30, 2011 0:19:16 GMT -5
How come there is never a squirrel in a game, just hanging around. There's dogs, cats, birds, deer, why not a Squirrel come running down a tree, and attack you You know, if a dev put a ninja stealth squirrel in a game that would be an OHKO, I think that would trump most "Dude that totally sucked how I died just now" top 10 lists out there. I mean seriously. Think of all the stupid ways you have lost a life in a video game. Now, a squirrel, very stealthily, ninja bites your leg off...How epic a way to go out? Right? If I was a VG dev, I would get on that. I am being serious too. |
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Post by TheBladeRoden on Jun 30, 2011 3:14:50 GMT -5
How come there is never a squirrel in a game, just hanging around. There's dogs, cats, birds, deer, why not a Squirrel come running down a tree, and attack you . How come we never see Master Cheif's face? Why are the Locust Fighting the humans? WHY IS THERE A INFINITE CYCLE OF LINKS AND GANNONS!? If Mario's a plumber, how come he's saving princess and helping mushrooms? If Sonic is a Hedgehog, how come he's never always running at night? How come Ezio isn't a Guido? There's a bunch of squirrels in Psychonauts that get telepathically blown up (or just set on fire? I can't remember). Bearhugger in Punch Out Wii also has a pet squirrel. Beneath the helmet is another helmet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOo8nE8_JgHumans are the ones with the crops. There's only one Ganon, but he doesn't catch on to the whole multiple Link/Zelda thing for some reason. More money in it. Why is a hedgehog blue and running anyway? It's a Jersey thing |
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Post by Sondiame on Jun 30, 2011 12:17:39 GMT -5
How come Therea wont die in Fable?
Why are they're so many soldiers in Koei Games?
Why don't the sims speak English?
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Post by BingJohnson on Jun 30, 2011 12:39:47 GMT -5
How come Ezio isn't a Guido? Aaaaaayyyyyyy Ohhhhhh Aaaaaaayyyy |
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Post by BuckFly on Jun 30, 2011 12:48:07 GMT -5
How come Ezio isn't a Guido? Aaaaaayyyyyyy Ohhhhhh Aaaaaaayyyy  The squirrel messed me up. really, i amnot sure whether I have ever seen one in a game. Binger, what can I say but  That is one of my all-time favorite scenes from FG. |
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Post by nacthenud on Jun 30, 2011 17:10:31 GMT -5
Aren't there squirrels in Castle Crashers?
Master Chief's face is so awesome it would leave you blind. (Also, by being faceless, he becomes a shell upon which the player may project their idealized vision.)
If I were a Locust, I would fight humans...
Skyward Sword will explain that.
Mario has to have a day job. He's the everyman, that rises to greatness when the need arises.
You know how the really uber-cool humans sleep all day and stay up all night - counter to normal human culture? Well, Sonic's a really uber-cool hedgehog, so he sleeps all night and stays up all day - counter to normal hedgehog culture.
Ezio though Guido was the worst part of Star Wars and won't associate himself with that kind of riff-raff.
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Post by BingJohnson on Jun 30, 2011 17:37:47 GMT -5
If I were a Locust, I would fight humans... Ha. Me too. |
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