Setharion
The Chairman
I am the truth, and I walk alone[N4:hitman316#savatage79#savatage79#]
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Post by Setharion on Apr 18, 2011 15:20:45 GMT -5
So I'm sitting up here working on our skin right? And at one point i heard this high pitched screeching sound...one of our dogs is tiny and she has a high pitched cry...well it scared the shit out of me because i didn't know if it was in the house or outside. But then I'm like MG I THINK MAZEY is dying or something...it was that ridiculous...so i start to truck down the steps. And then damn, 2 freakin blackbirds start to fly through the house, HUGE ass beaks man. Our fireplace doesn't have a screen at the top of the chimney, i been meaning to do it And they flew into the dining room where i just put in a huge picture window for the wife. Its a large window, and these mofos just kept thinking that was the road to glory and were slamming their faces into it. Damn, they were get tin bird booger and shit all over it...i didn't know what to do because these suckers had some LONG ass bee ks man, i mean they were just wanting out and i could just see one dive bombing my face. They kept slamming into this window, I'm freakin out... FINALLY they calmed down and i was able to kind of direct them out the door. But it was funny that before the one left, he flew up on the table and landed on my DS and just stood on it for a few mins But there was some blood on the window too when i went to clean it, i felt bad but damn I'm just glad my window is ok!!
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Post by BuckFly on Apr 18, 2011 15:31:05 GMT -5
I've had birds fly into my old apartment like that a few years ago and I have to be honest...its a little scary.
Wings flappin', beaks...not my manliest moment.
Seth, how quickly would you have taken out that bird if made off with your DS?
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Setharion
The Chairman
I am the truth, and I walk alone[N4:hitman316#savatage79#savatage79#]
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Post by Setharion on Apr 18, 2011 15:33:26 GMT -5
Haha Buck, oh man if he gripped the DS and was northbound out the door it would of been time to layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass!
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